The Final Prayer from George W. Bush:
I have sinned against You by being heartless,
And I have sinned against You by speaking recklessly.
I have sinned against You openly and in secret,
And I have sinned against You through offensive talk.
I have sinned against You through impure thoughts,
And I have sinned against You through empty confession.
I have sinned against You purposely and by mistake,
And I have sinned against You by public desecration.
I have sinned against You through foolish talk,
And I have sinned against You wittingly and unwittingly.
Merciful God, take pity, redeem me and save me, show me compassion.