The Final Prayer from George W. Bush:

I have sinned against You by being heartless,

And I have sinned against You by speaking recklessly.

I have sinned against You openly and in secret,

And I have sinned against You through offensive talk.

I have sinned against You through impure thoughts,

And I have sinned against You through empty confession.

I have sinned against You purposely and by mistake,

And I have sinned against You by public desecration.

I have sinned against You through foolish talk,

And I have sinned against You wittingly and unwittingly.

Merciful God, take pity, redeem me and save me, show me compassion.